this is cute..done by my 2 kids huiis and meiis.oh well, arent they precocious?*beams like a proud mama*and i've highlighted the ones i think are very true..heheh.

Lazy Laine!
Happy Hannah!
Mad Meiis!
Michievous Michelle Foo!
Stoned Steven!
Giggly Ginny!Messy Michelle Ng!
Rubbish Rachel Ng!
Rahhrahh Rachel Wong!
Ducky Delie!Enzyme Emily!
Naughty Ning!
Slimy Sijia!
Joker Jerald!
Yummie Yiwen, Yihui, Yiting!
Jelly Josh!
Horrible Hongyu!
Irritating Ian!
Loud Louis!
Sadistic Shawn!
Crazy Calvin!
Silly Selena!
Skinny Sarah!
Starry Sara!
Electrifying Elizabeth!
Dancing David!
Zoo-ish Ziyi!
Joyful Jing Wen!
Musical Melody!
Daring Daryl!

8:21 AM

THANKS YIMEIIIIIIIIII!SEND ME SO MANY SONGS.I HAVE SOUND CARD AGAIN!YOU HIPHOPPER,FUNKER,HOT MAMA CHONG YIMEI!WHOA CHIOBU!

4:48 AM

today was squirted with water by louis.gross.told him to stop but he still continued.it's someone's water bottle.man.on the verge of screaming and murdering.then thank God,leroy said follow him to go for sunday school.COOLSVILLE.breakfast at lorong lew lian,auntie genie's treat.shoved josh aside so that i can sit in front in the car. i mean no way would i want to be squashed at the back with 2 guys.was all "girls sit in front la."jerald said in this sissy pok voice:"elaine, i sit with you!"

OOOOK.gender-crisis alert!

then after church,went with mum to buy for stuff to prep for Fathers' Day supper spread.more like buy valentines' day stuff la.flowers,strawberries.almost felt like buying candlesticks and running away when dad comes home.*WINKS*HAHA.Mum as usual was being really crappy.I heard hey mama in Watsons' and was bouncing happily.She told me off la.not once but twice.move hands and legs, then she'll go"bu yao zhe yang la.ren jia yi wei ni siao ah."Mum and sis sat at the table and were reading books.i bought ice-cream and mum was sharing with me about her book.How to be Happier everyday.Thought it was going to be boring then she said(in madarin):"actually i shouldnt have told you off just now.you moving to the music is your way of expressing your happiness." then she gave me this big silly grin.

hahaha..yay!permission to dance in public!

5:21 AM

looking at the www.amiannoying.com webbie.FUNNY!they have weird celebs who they classify as annoying, like adolf hitler.HUH?he is a celebrity meh? am gonna take the are you annoying quiz now.bet i'll get full score!
quiz1:moderately annoying*raises eyebrows
quiz2:annoying(hey i'm improving! and i am not cheating! this is a more accurate test)
quiz3:moderately annoying(AGAIN)

FINE.

4:46 AM

i am going to watch the swiss-england match in exactly 50 mins time! lalalala!!
on wed morning, set my alarm for 235 am.woke up and hit the button.then i slept for what seemed like 15 mins but when i went down to switch on the tv, match over.anyway, ballack was MAN OF THE MATCH and holes vs germs was 1-1 scoreline. o well.

watched harry potter 3 today.This is the BEST POTTER SHOW EVER.it's like..wow..finally got some touchy-feelyness between both ron and hermione and even abit between harry and hermione.WHOO!!exciiiting.i think it's about time la.they are not so innocent anymore.like yimei said, they GREW.yep, boy, did they grow.then i like the thoughtful far-angle shots.gives it a wider perspective?less concentrated on harry now, i guess.the directing is super tight and good.no wonder diego luna respects alfonso curaz(?0 so much. (:

something quite funny happened last night.andrea wong told me she wants me to be her future sis-in-law.*speechless.

7:47 AM

sunday: sara chanchan taught me some steps to tambourine dancing.i like!what was funny was that i went down to get a drink from the vending machine.and while waiting for the lift, i was practising the steps and counting 1-2-3-4.then, the lift door opened and sara was in it and we burst out laughing.she said that before the doors opened, she was dancing too.*smiles in bliss.

what would i do if my legs couldnt move?

9:08 PM

still about retreat.

i scratched away my scab yesterday.and memories came flooding back...
our room was so big with a brilliant view of the lake,sea and the pool.the beds were wonderful to trampoline on.the food was good, with so much varieties.i never got sick of eating.the last day was quite sad when we had to leave and say goodbye.over lunch, we played zong ji mi ma.i am GOOD at this game man.josh was sitting beside me and he kenaed 3 times in a row to drink this awful concoction.YUCKS.then, he and hongyu were very not happy that i never kenaed once so they were all"zong!zong!zong!"hahahah.the ferry ride back was horrible.the youths sat in front and there was no air-con..made my sore throat worse.and i was drowsy and irritable.I dont know.maybe it's the fact of returning to the humdrum of cramming for the mid-years and the day to day living.sigh.that ferry ride was kinda sad.

sunday was youthlink retreat.Good,insightful bible-studying and lame but fun game.Yimei acts GARANG!!and Ng is so cute when she screams and complains during the game.haha."dont gimme the water.i dont want!"i thought that i would go home to like massive nagging but parents didnt say much.though they have been issuing warnings these days.and we went to the beach for smoothies and cheesecake after dinner. I WISH THE HOLS WILL NEVER END!

You raise me up so I can stand on mountains.
You raise me up to walk on stormy seas.
I am strong when I am on Your shoulders.
You raise me up to more than I can be.

Lord, i need to put the holidaying mood behind me and rely on your empowering strength to get down to studying!

8:21 PM

`continued

i found a scratch today on my back!!!! without 77th street's mirror, i would have never known that either IAN or HONGYUscratched me!!RAH!yimei is gonna squash you tmr for that...*snarls menacingly

I kept getting popiahed cos i laughed too much and was not as violent or strong as yimei.Thank you, my MARIAM CHONG AH MEI for saving me..without you, i would have died under the hands of the three of them.I guess tuesday night was the best ever.It was like WWE only we used blankets and pillows.Every 2 bridge games, we just started to jump on each other.Until everybody's minds wasnt on the bridge game BUT anticipating the next second---is the violent twosome gonna start on a murderous rampage?yimei's freestyle kickin is the ultimate la.and hongyu is like some mad dino-cat-hippo-rhino.and ian thinks i'm his personal popiah ingredient or something, kept throwing the blanket on me.i'm NOT WEAK ok.josh is like achilles cos he took on ian and hongyu at one time.yimei and i stood one side and laughed our guts out cos josh used ian as the bowling ball to roll hongyu the bowling pin.HILARIOUS!just read the others' blogs cos they sure got type about this too.heheh.

yafang and her cam rocks man.she kept doing funny stuff with it with caleb.taped down so many convos.i tell you she's sosososo aunty!hahaha..ng was horrified when she did the caleb convo.actually i was terrorised too when during breakfast on monday,she video-camed all the ah-ma, wicked stepmum rubbish.GROAN.

water polo on tues was groovy.i loved it man.thanks to the terrible duo--ian and hongyu, who pulled me down into the pool, shorts and tee and all..i played too!!(: it was fun.oh, hannah you should have played too!!!ian is super weak in the water and i like, stalked him?ng was our attack and yimei and yafang our defence. i was playing midfield i think or was it flanks?cant rmb,.it was darn fun!!

there are still so much to talk abt but i think i shant rub it in for those who didnt come.say i'm nice.*flutters eyelashes

today, had lunch at compass pt with yensiew and sis.the oyster omelette was HORRIBLE.the woman didnt even beat the egg at all.YUCKS.

5:42 AM

back home from retreat.When i reached home, i had a niiice surprise from my sis.she dangled this hUUUUUUge article of Ballack on my cupboard with this funny letter. (: the article was totally complimenting him.(:

Retreat was fantastic.EVERYTHING about it was blessed by God.The gift of tongue was given to me.The words of forgiveness and love running through me.The oneness with God.I cant express it in words but it was..great.And when Pastor Goh and Pauline and Pastor Amy Ten started to talk about us youths having to start leading our generation now and going to spread the Gospel while on missions trips,it was wow.Cos i've been thinking about mission trips these few days.Fasted too and it was the most amount of personal time i've spent with God in a long time.(:(:

I think by now everybody would have heard about the in-nest thing at the moment: POPIAHING!yimei and i sustained so many injuries.she has 10 bruises.i have a cut lip, punched nose and a blister.hahah..will blog more tmr.

5:55 AM

more last words:

i packed my samsonite and i feel happy to go for retreat.it's my first time away from home in another country WITHOUT my family.exciiiiiting.Bunkin' with my dirty woman ah mei and ng the rebonded woman and michelle.going to get to see 2 of my other kids,hannah and broken-nosed steven.

to someone:NAT IT IS YOU! SO 'FESS UP!!I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE WITH A MORE CRAPPY AND NOT-RIGHT SENSE OF HUMOUR!oh well, you probably feel really bored so i guess hmm..i love you too?*pukes guts out*haha, dont get your head too swelled.

finally, bye everyone!

6:20 AM

what i just did: bathed my dog,answered nature's call,bathe,ate,kept dry clothes.

my dog tried to hide when he saw me bring his towel to the bathroom.hide under my sis's desk..c'mon crosby, how dumb do you think i am? (: now joanna is trying to make him the ultimate gay by clipping this purple shiny barette on his fringe.Shuuucks, Crosby i am going to miss you!!!*messes his hair

today, holes came to church with me.when we reached, i found out that in the span of a night, i've been made the mother of 4 sons--hannah,meiis,morz and steven(?!).heheh.then people left right back front centre were abusing holes' bball.gave up trying to tell them off.WORSHIP WAS 45 MIN LONG TODAY!YAY!after church, we played bball across the road.Ng, did we win??i think we did.Steven is so darn funny.His expressions and actions: major crack-up man!Left early to bang or more accurately,hear yimei and ng bangbang.represent,cuba!snb!yimei really bangs the piano keys like fingers go smashing up and down.learnt about hannah's him*.hehe.em is a sweetie cos she looked so yummy without glasses and she gave me such a niiice letter.then DISASTER STRUCK when some bearers of bad news told us that steven dislocated his NOSE!oh poor thing.I REMEMBER SOMETHING!!! HONGYU CONFESSED WITHOUT FORCE THAT HE HAS A HAPPY FAMILY! (:

going to retreat tmr. exciiiiiiting.Holes, cheer up when you read this.you mean this much _____________________________________________ to me.(: what you said in sunday sch about patience and friendship, whoa, moved me man.when you feel down, think of EUROPE!ya mah babe.

2:44 AM

Just finished watching MTV asia hitlist.Jet's ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL? IS NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-2-3,take my hand and come with me, you look so FINE, i really wanna make you MINE!

whoooo! it took usher off the number 1 spot! who gives a damn about usher anyway!

and i watched the adidas--road to lisbon ad.MY BALLACK is in there! but he needs a haircut.zidane and co were all riding vespas.WOOOOW! Now, i cant decide which ad i like better, the Nike one with Portugal vs Brazil or this adidas one.Oh, and i realised The Ramsus' In The Shadows has like, 3 different videos.I think that is mad and an absolute waste of money and labour!

euro 2004 is coming! butbutbut there's the mid-years to think of.SIGH.why are the legislations in charge so cruel? they shld put olympics in june and euro in dec so that I + other football fans can wake up at 3 am and watch!!i really dont wanna think about man u's next season. That Mourinho guy is scary..and he's with Chelsea!I mean, 5 trophies in 2 seasons? even fergie has to drool at that.And ass-nal..with their french players? SIGH.This is one worried girl speaking...

1:02 AM

Georgie Porgie,i wanna kiss you like muah-muah.

haha..yeah! had such a nice time catching up with my woman, Georgie, yesterday night. Having spent so much time on the phone these days...Y'know, yimei, maybe you are right after all,maybe, i'm destined to be a chatline-r too!But but but i will wait for your experience before branching out to this line of work.

(breathy voice) Hello,i'm (giggles) Lili Chua Beng Beng...let's be friends and i'll teach you the wonders of phone......

too gross to continue.

7:56 PM