it was international muggers' week. and there was of cos no place better to reside than muggers' inc.ie.laine's house with the jenga blocks for tiles and a nice scruffy crossbreed for a dog.

note: the following pictures may offend those who are anal-retentive.those who are pregnant or suffer from motion sickness are strongly advised to not view the photos. thank you.

2:56 PM

mugger yap: " eeks! what is yenny doing with crossbreed!!! scandalous! mama cover my eyes!"

12:07 AM

oh come on you are even more scandalous.rape the chair, why dont you..

12:07 AM

i split game wit' da best.name wit' da best. breakdancing butler.

12:05 AM

new hairdo.haha i swear i didnt shave butler's hair!

12:03 AM

crossbreed: "i will maul you for sitting on my throne and touching my stuff, you infidel!"

12:01 AM

yenny sits on crosby's bed and attempts to act cool with the bear-cum-stereo.everybody. let's dp the vocal percussion!

12:00 AM

turn around from tha back and um i like that
let me see it from tha front and uh i like that

hehehehehehehe. i like this song.

ben and melissa's wedding ystd.melissa was beautiful!
guys suck at shopping.'nuff said.

6:27 PM

was home at 4:15pm today.wOOoOOoooOw.record time.why? well it's this thing called p-r-o-j-e-c-t w-o-r-k.damn screwy.now i cant do my detente essay in time for sayers to mark.BAH.oh and for the little fact that PE was cancelled cos of rain.DOUBLE BAH.i am a girl jock so sue me.i dont care..PE is def my fave subject along with lit and recess and lunch.

i realise i havent talked abt sch life for a while so dearest readers be brave and endure my blogging.

slim announced that he's leaving during hist today.for HWA CHONG INSTITUTE.there was this general mood of sadness and you could see the girls looking a little mournful.i was kinda stoning then slim(prob feeling nostalgic and ready to rant a bit) started to tell us to follow our passions and not let parental pressures dictate our choices,etc. and i thought HARD.what is MY PASSION? what?what? to be a mum? that was the first thing that popped into my mind. and then i thought what if i found no fufillment whatsoever.what if everytime i see edward,ethan,elliot and e-something(these are the names of my future sons if i have them..ok FINE laugh at me), i wanna smack the hell outta of them? what if i hate my husband and secretly wanna murder him?sigh..you get the drift...

ok shutup elaine.

i skipped math lect today.YES!ihave officially skipped the whole series of Functions lect.yesterday,went to the lab fully intending to do detente essay.ended up playing tontie and when maid said skip lect?i said ok.today same thing.butler said skip lect? i said ok and played tontie.is anyone else other than me observing a certain trend?

GP was cool.Ng the teacher(not rachel)set up these boards with diff types of intelligence quotients and told us to go to the one that best represented us and then come up with a short presentation on it. of cos i went to the bodily-kinesthetic one.hell,i am nuts abt dance and football.the only person there was weirong and boy did we have fun. weirong said she was there cos of.....and started to HUG her chest..HMMMM..then we decided to be truly kinesthetic in our short but meaningful presentation..ie. FRENCH EACH OTHER!!hahhahaa.no la just semi-french..ok..feign-frenching.HAHA. the grp next to ours was the interpersonals(kandy,ethel and yenchin) and they needed ppl to complete this clubbing scene. so we joined them. to be the dancers. very funny.yenchin was supposed to check us out and try to pick ethel and kandy up in the wrong ways.like:

hello.is your father a terrorist?
NO! why?
cos you are DA BOMB!


the frenching was well-received but we were laughing and shaking really hard. mugger was aghast! esp when later on, ethel kissed me..he was horrified!the interpersonals were incredibly incredibly funny.watching ethel run away from yenchin was yes..DA BOMB. and kandy chased yenchin aft he told her she has great buns.WHOOPEE!
the naturalists, butler and shiwei were really cute too.shiwei talked abt her fear of radiation and butler talked abt his love for cats.the linguists ie.the debaters were good.robin posed like vena white.(would you like to buy a vowel?)
and i learnt something cool from them.THE POWER OF WORDS.

o vile deposits of man!o vile deposits of man!i am sheathed in darkness(something like that).

translation? shit! shit! i'm dead!

5:27 PM

it was 10 am in the morning. i sat down and felt moody and pissed off.

Give me back my point of view because i cant think for you.

it is 12:09 pm and i dont feel much better.

i'm a novelty item that you get sick off after awhile. i'm loved. i run free and scare the heck out of ppl. i'm quiet and stay in my sullen shell.i'm a walking contradiction.

get out of my head.

Take my picture off the wall if it wont sing for you.

12:08 PM

Dear [name of a boy],

it has come to my attention that you have been selected as a potential student of ACS(I). We are indeed pleased to welcome you to our big family. However, there are a few improvements that have to be made for you to be qualified to be one of us.

Firstly, your physical appearance needs alteration. According to our school's tradition, our attire includes:

1. spiked hair
2. pants worn on the hips
3. almost completely hidden socks
4. shirts not tucked in properly etc.

Furthermore, you must have bushy eyebrows and tan skin to be eligible. Thus, we would appeal that you make this changes ASAP.

Secondly, other than outward appearance, what goes on inside is crucial as well. We adhere struictly to our 3 acts: Act Cool, Act Attitude and Act Poser, stressing on poser-ism as the basis of our image.

Act cool: All ACSI students are required to be adept in pretending to be cool in the way bimbos will fall for the trick, even though it is obviously not the proper definition of "cool". We do not want our students to be cool but to ACT cool. This will include mannerisms like acting nonchalant and pompous that will create the false impression that ACSI guys are indeed very desirable and good looking.

Act attitude: Due to the fact that bimbos absolutely love attitudal guys, we emphasise strongly on pretending to have attitude in our boys. You will hence have to act like a very bad person when you are in fact an insecure and deprived person.

Act poser: AS this is the trademark of our school, it will require no further explanation.

To adhere to our school's motto "The best is yet to be", we require you to stop getting good results in school especially in the area of literature, as this opposes our motto. You will hence need to go out more with bimbos, have fun, screw around and be less concerned with your studies.

Your Chinese grades need to be extremely poor and you will have to hate it a lot. In other words, you must forget all your roots and be a perfect banana. You are also required to be rich to avoid being ostracised and looked down upon in our school. More emphasis will also be put on sports to create the false impression that ACSI guys are all rounders.

We look forward to your joining our huge ACS family and we certainly do believe you have the potential, judging by your bimbo attracting qualities prevalent in all our students. We believe that with more posing, despising Chinese and acting, you can definitely be an outstanding representation of ACSI.

yours sincerely,
Principal
Anglo Chinese School (Independent)

evil?? yes. funny? HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!

9:21 PM

isnt jacking suppose to be like niaoing..like suanning?
anyway i'm glad that you get a taste of your own medcine herring.BAD BAD BAD BAD herring.but i was laughing my head off abt what your friends misread!!! OMG.

"OH MY GOD HONGYU IS JACKING SOMEONE? HONGYU!!!!111"

"HONGYU HOW COULD YOU."

"HONGYU HOW COULD YOU JACK A GIRL'S MAN? OMG OMG OMG."

priceless.absolutely priceless.

5:11 PM

though he may kill me for writing this.but haha, what the hell.haha

THONG WENT GYMING WITH CHARLIE DA SNAIL today!! and he did girl weights.hahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

was mood-swinging today.scared quite a few ppl i think. like ng, yiwen,chanchan,em.it's my hair guys!! i'm sorry i just dont like it. and had a couple of minor but infuriating bust-ups with parents.sermon was abt tongues part II. and i brought home part of the bulletin (i think) so as to understand the sermon better.missed yimei today and was thinking abt her when, lo and behold!a msg from the woman in shanghai!!i hope she accesses the net in shanghai and blogs abt her stay. i always get headaches reading her entries..so loooong and if she's gone for a wk.whoa nelleh! she's gonna have to fill up the whole blogspot!

8:53 PM

stare into my mocha latte(!?!?) eyes and melt
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8:05 AM

and more proof
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8:04 AM

proof that crosby is just the darnest cutest thing on earth
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8:04 AM

been on a losing streak for taiti.
B U T
won air hockey and won soccer console agst maid!!!!!!!!!!!

12:49 PM

inspired by the slobby-looking mick jaggers in yesterday's celebrations to dig up dad's rolling stones album.

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm drivin' in my car
And a man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination

this is making me wanna swing my hair about and wear cowhide boots and trash guitars.

3:28 PM

oops..you shouldnt have said that. 

12:48 AM

wheeee!! 

12:47 AM

yarhhh!! look at the length of my tongue! 

12:47 AM